Theres this guy. I won’t say the name, but if you know me irl, you obviously know who I’m talking about.

That one kid, always suspected him of being a weeaboo. Running around like they do in Naruto, and being fat, with the most horrible body odor ever. Everyone who knew him in school then, and now, avoids him because of his stank( I sprayed febreze on his chair when he left for bathroom during hsa). Always interrupting and trying to sound clever or something, and crazy about online clans and rp. I didn’t pay much attention to that until today, and ughhh I HATE band because of him(almost sit next to him). Ok, here, ” Ohmy gosh, he is so kawaiii!” Theres this seventh grader who talks kinda like a little kid, & its so cute, but when he said that, jfskjsfk shit. & Then, “I have this friend who is 18 years old, and says I sound like a seventh grader, ehe. And, y’know, shes 5’10, so if she met me and snuggled me and hugged me, i soo would suffocate in her chest!” I hate being mean, and I try just to not say anything if I don’t like someone, but damn, hes annoying. Especially since I don’t know who in their right mind would cuddle him, I mean, he stinks a loot, and he only knows her online. And really?! Someone can be TALL, and FLAT.  HE would suffocate HER.

This isn’t that bad compared to a lot of mainland weebs, but I get irked so easily, sitting near him is going to be hard. So stiiiiink :c